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Aidan holder

An ugly nerd with no friends who watches suspicious videos on the internet.

Eww its Aidan Holder get the repelent

by Kewl kid Klub KKK for short October 13, 2022


CLOSET HOLDER

Someone who knows he or she is in the closet and his keeping their secret.

I was a closet holder once and I never let go either till he came out.

by Sklendeasy February 25, 2019


clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

by elle3000 January 20, 2012


right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.

"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"

by Favorite cousin May 1, 2012


necklace holder

when his hands are made to go around your neck

his necklace holder was around my neck

by ooooooopposssss July 1, 2020


Balls-holder

1.The person doesn't do shit but good at kissing others' asses.

2.Literally the basketball holder.

Cowbei! He tries so hard hanging out with people to be a balls-holder rather than becomes the one who has greatest balls.

by THEREALSLIMESHADY December 3, 2019


Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 22, 2010