A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA
H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!
One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance
She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.