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During the day, when you are bored, you look outside the windows from your house. You see nothing but fogs. You, all quietly by yourself, asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Therefore, you decided it is time to walk in the fog. You walked outside, but you can't perceive any physical object except the slow lingering fog. Being surrounded by the fog, you look up the sky in searching for the sun's effort in piercing through the dense fog. As you're looking up, you whispered, "What is the meaning of life." Slowly, you look back down and you see yourself standing in a beautiful place; something that is beyond your dream. The fogs will erase the horrid image of society and temporary place the beauty of your thoughts in reality hence giving you a feeling of "the good life."
5:00 AM: I wasn't able to sleep all night. It was foggy outside. I sat by myself reading philosophy books and peaking out my window after reading a page.
7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.
8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."
8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.
??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…
2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"
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Being in an enclosed place while bunnin bip until the entire area is completely filled with fog (smoke). Preferably in a room or car
Yo son are you trying to fog out the whip, or bunn with the windows down?
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When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.
Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.
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To take a massive, stinky shit while someone is in the middle of a hot and steamy shower, thus creating an extremely unpleasant, thick, musty, and inesacapable shit smell throughout the bathroom.
My wife was taking a shower this morning so I decided to bless her with a london fog.
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You farted 10 minutes ago? Yea. Jesus this butt fog just wont go away!!
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When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!
You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed
That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.