meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"

Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap

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flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

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Gibraltar Meeting

Spanish slang for spending extra time in bed on a morning or taking an extended lunch.

Instead of a Spanish employee saying they want to stay in bed or have a 4 hour lunch, they say `I have an important Gibraltar meeting`.

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Truck meet

Where a group of queers come together in a parking lot to try and pull sluts. All you find at these places is wanna be country boys flexing with what momma and daddy bought them.

I’m gonna pull up to the truck meet at cookout to try and impress Hailey with my truck but then not smash because I’m embarrassed of my small dick.

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staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

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house meeting

The coming together of house mates or roomates (whether they be friends or family) in which matters concerning living together in the house are discussed, and grievances are aired.

AKA Family Meeting

i.e.
Chores, or relationship matters, or things of importance to everyone concerned in the living situation.

CHappelle's Show - Mad Real World
The white guy is getting kicked out of the house, one of his ghetto roommates declares a house meeting.

"We need to have a house meetin' ya'll"

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meet the fam

when a boyfriend is being ghey on the phone saying you should meet his family.

Matt: you should go to my hockeygame tomorrow!
Kelly: i cant i have softball
Matt: you should go and meet the fam.
Kelly: did u just say what i think you said?
Matt: meet the fam?
Kelly: yeah.... wow.