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Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.
Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!
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An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNN, for guys
i like ''jacking off''
Something my old teacher said when he meant messing around
Teacher:"quit jacking off Charlie and get a book out"