Jewish Gangbanger

The act of being shot in the leg by a hasidic jew then bragging to your friends.

Mikey i just got shot by a jewish gangbanger.

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Jewish Nightmare

A hearty meal consisting of Cheese Fries, topped with Ham, Bacon, Saussage, and your choice of Country or Classic Gravy. Only to be eaten after midnight when one has had too much to drink.

Dude I don't Feel so good.
You devoured the Jewish Nightmare last night and then screamed out OWWWWW SHWITZ!

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wanna be jewish

What you say to someone when you want to get really high.

Hey Ryan, wanna be jewish tonight and really get baked?

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jewish fro

An afro on a white guy, not necessarily of jewish descent. Seen alot in the seventies.

Man that guy has a jewish fro.

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jewish headache

The state of being in a financial problem

Man I have the only Jewish headache. My bills are late and credit card debt is over the roof.

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Jewish bump

The bump many Jews (but NOT all) have on the tops of their noses.

Nanci: "Hey, do you know if Rochelle's Jewish?"
Minnie: "I'm not sure, but she does have a Jewish bump."

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Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

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