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Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

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Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020


Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

by VergaJones1 June 23, 2010


Craig Jones

Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA

Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)

You see that samplist/keyboardist for slipknot that's Craig Jones

by King Kunta 6 April 28, 2016


Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 3, 2013


Steamin Jones

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017


Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 12, 2010