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What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.
I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!
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To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
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Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.
The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.
Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.
Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.
Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.
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A very rare award that will only be given out once in human history, to a single person, and never again. This person will permanently hold the title for all of eternity, and be remembered as a hero to mankind.
This great honor shall be bestowed upon the very first human being to have sex with a sentient alien life form.
Convincing another human to fuck you is hard enough, but to be able to overcome a cultural and language barrier of an entirely different species and STILL convince one of them to fuck you is the pinnacle of finesse and game.
(Captain Kirk is the protagonist of the famed Star Trek series, and is known for gallivanting across the galaxy and gettin' the honeys.)
In the year 2199, Commander Larry Shepard of the United Earth Space Navy made first contact with the first known sentient species of extraterrestrials in the galaxy: the Shag-Shag.
This feat pales in comparison to Shepard's next accomplishment: earning the Captain Kirk Award by seducing the royal princess, thus becoming the first human being to have sex with an alien.
The war that followed was brutal, and brought our two races to the brink of extinction. It turns out that in Shag-Shag culture, a girl's parents must be present during intercourse. Not doing so is a major taboo in their culture. However, despite this chaos, you cannot deny that Commander Shepard has some fuckin' game.
A 1- star school because kids are too ghetto and too busy smoking crack to learn anything. Not only is the school horrribly dirty, they have a fine collection of cockroaches. Most of them don't have any heads. Has a record for having blood in the meat of their school lunches, but sour milk to top it off. Remember to wipe your shoes after leaving; you'll find a fine collection of dust and dirt on all of your belongings. The teachers don't give a fine hoot about your learning, and will constantly hand out worksheets to be completed by the bell. Oh, and the teachers fart on you. They also make promises that never come true, and the main sport is basketball. Beware of fat hogs trying to steal your lunch, my personal experiance. Kirk's a jerk!
Girl: Ew! You're room's a mess!
Girl 2: It's a total Kirk Middle School!
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Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.
The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:
There's...
Someone on the wing...
Some...
Thing.
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