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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.

Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"

by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011


Laser Yag

O laser yag ou laser nd:yag é um tipo de laser muito utilizado em diversas áreas como na medicina, estética e industria.
O laser yag emite um feixe luz de 1064nm.

Na estética o laser yag é eficaz na remoção de tatuagens

by September 25, 2023


Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 24, 2022


Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014


German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 17, 2022


sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017


laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.

guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021