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On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.
Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.
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The God of all species and is the amazing song The Lone Whale Official Music Video on Youtube
The Lone Whale is a God
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The act of deserting your raid or mission team in a video game moments before you begin the activity, or right in the middle.
A person who typically plays MMOs by themselves ( a lone wolf) and cant commit when doing multiplayer activites.
Oh man that guy just lone-wolfed us right before the boss fight!
Yesterday we had a lone-wolf join our group then leave five minutes later.
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Someone who is the only one left of his/her group or famliy
Soldier: "He is the only one left of his team" Captain: "That makes him the lone survivor"
Or
Man: "The fire killed her entire family" Woman: "Poor girl, she's a lone survivor"
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A sad depressing way of masturbation, in which a male is generally crying from loneliness, and is acting like he is in the conventional missionary position but using his hand instead of having a female present.
Man 1: Hey I just saw Ben, he is looking pretty depressed.
Man 2: Yeah I know, I guess he finally realized he is going to die alone and does is the lone missionary.
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A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.
"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
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n. The alleged perpetrator of a large-scale or otherwise historic crime, usually an assassination (e.g., Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, John Hinckley Jr.) Often suspected of being a mere patsy for a much larger and more sinister force.
"What do you mean, the Kennedy assassination was perpetrated by the CIA, the Mob, extraterrestrials, Johnny Carson and Mensa? Everyone knows it was a lone nut!"
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