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The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
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The complete opposite of Hate Mail Mate Mail is either a letter or an email from your best friends.
I turned on my computer today and had a ton of Mate Mail waiting for me
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The email you or your co-workers read upon returning to work from being sick.
What's Tony talking about? -Oh that. Nevermind, he's just reading his ill-mail from last week.
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when your sister/motheris letting you stick some dick up her ass
i Just did a crapton of ass mail to my mom
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Short for Desk Mail
When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail
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Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.
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Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"
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An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.
I gave some white mail to Jim from the workplace last night after he pissed me off yesterday.
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Postal mail. It's hard as in tangible, on paper, like hard copy, plus hard as in difficult.
(verb or modified noun)
My mom says I'm going to have to hard mail my thank you notes.
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My grandfather only accepts hard mail.
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