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A crazy dude that is super cool and really amazing, he is so cool that he starts to drink jäger,
Melvin is amazing and very hilarious and can make people crack up with a bad joke because that is how funny he is lol
Melvin is the coolest name that you could have on the block.
Hey! Have u seen the new kid in class? No, who is it? It is that really funny guy and u probably know his name!
Oh yeah! It's Melvin! He is a crazy and hilarious dude lmao
A Melvin is a teenager who is on that anime grind. They also have a despicable scent. They believe that they're the "main character."
This kid at my school is going straight Melvin mode.
Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.
Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.
Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying
fukin 1 in and melvin is small
A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.
Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."