Micro-Mormon Manage

to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.

Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.

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micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.

1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

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Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

lukewarm micro aggression

somebody offending u and planning to get a kitten to brutally murder you at a lukewarm level.

James Charles committed a lukewarm micro aggression against Bella Hadid.

[micro dermal implant]

An implant piercing on the skin which there is only one hole. A flat plate which sits under the skin with only one exit for the barbell giving it the appearance of it being screwed into the body.

"Whats that gem on you?"
"It's called a micro dermal implant. Its a piercing, but only has one hole. The barbell is under the skin"

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Macro-micro manager

1. A person that micro manages every minuscule detail.
2. A person that micro manages every task on a grand scale.

Jake is such a macro-micro manager. He not only told us what to do and how to do it, but provided step-by-step instructions from the beginning to the end of the task.

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Micro-aggression

A word used to describe racism, sexism, or any type of prejudice to a group of individuals or an individual. It is often not directly clear so individuals who are not part of that group often do not catch or understand it. But don’t be naive people often do use micro-aggressions because it’s easier not to get caught.

Micro-aggression examples:
*Homophobia*
Girl: I’m Gay

Boy: You don’t look Gay
*Racism*
-Black dude walks on sidewalk towards WG-
-White Girl runs to opposite sidewalk clutching her purse-

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