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This school is THE hotspot for white rich kids who spend their free time being hospitalized for binge drinking. On Friday nights you can find most of them in the basement of a 5 million dollar house drinking cheap vodka supplied by their parents.
A walk through the halls will give you a clear view of at least 50 practically-bare asses in tight lululemon leggings and adidas stan smith's. Walk out to the parking lot and you'll spot rovers, benzes, audis, and of course the occasional volvo belonging to one of the less fortunate.
There are some smart kids here, but most just rely on their parents' money to get them through life.
Shawnee Mission East Girl: "Did you see that new G-Wagon in the junior parking lot?"
Other girl: "Yeah, Sophie's parents got it for her for getting a 22 on her ACT"
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Ejaculating into the key hole of a traditional, old style church.
I went on a church mission last night. It was 2am, I couldn't sleep, I was bored. So I climbed out my bedroom window and edjaculated into the keyhole of the local parish.
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Going somewhere or doing something on your own
"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.
I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.
1. The greatest movie ever made, featuring Jackie Chan. The movie includes commandos, zombies, and Japanese Nazis riding muscle cars to say the least.
2. A clan of the same name, abbreviated to FMF, currently destroying all opposition in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
John: Did you guys see Fantasy Mission Force?
Gary: Of course, but I never would have expected Jackie Chan to win at the end!
55 Gold Cross: Oh shit! FMF! I better drop out of this lobby!
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Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.
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chingquasy thug vocabulary
yo my momma not home lets run a mission to borrow my pink bettle
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