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when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
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If you have gone here in the past you will be nothing but disappointed, all the currant students care about is, politics, drugs, a overrated sport, wearing dark goth makeup and scaring the children, hating on people, pretending to be a farmer, and hallway fights. This school is probably 99% white, 50% of witch will never leave this town long term unless it’s for Florida like the rest of this state. And the other will never come back. Just about all of the teachers are liberal. And most jocks are sexist, racist, and drink 5 water bottles a day for the “sport” but it’s probably to go to the bathroom and hit there buddies vape.
You go to Washington high school, Missouri? “Yeah tomorrow’s tractor day, can’t wait to see the cows!”
Have you heard about what happened at washington? “No but I bet it was another bomb threat”
according to the last census, this village's population is roughly 300 people. which there is no way one can fit 300 people in this 1 square mile of village. the nearest hub of people is 20 miles north, Camdenton MO. there is a newly opened cafe, a bank, a little post office and a church. the rest of the town consists of trash and trees.
friend one: hey! macks creek, missouri!
firend two: what?
friend one: you must have blinked as we were driving through. you missed it.
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when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied
oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise
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When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
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A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.
Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.
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The act of laying on your back at the same time propping your ass up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can masterbate and shoot your own jizz on your face and mouth.
(1) Wow! I walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his ass propped up pulling off the Missouri snow cone.
(2) Guy (1) Have you ever been to St. Louis?
Guy (2) Fuck you, are you gay? Have you ever heard of th Missouri snow cone? Thats all they do down there.
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