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A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.
2 yes i have its amazing.
1 yeah bro i know right.
getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.
Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?
Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.
Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.
Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.
The bright spots that are often seen in the corners of your vision, after a heavy punch almost knocks you out
Wow, from the moment I first seen her the Chrome Mosquitoes started to fill the edges of my sight.
some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off
friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.
n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus
Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT