You're a dick

A term of endearment for cool/slightly odd couples to use to show affection and humour towards one another.
Non-offensive when used between the right people in the right circumstances.

Q."Darling, do you actually know how cool I am??"
A. "Awww honey, you're a dick"

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You're Done

Phrase, Adverb

1.) A statement that is an attempt to cease an action

2.) A statement that is said after a person is 'owned.'

3.) A statement that is suited to fulfill a retribution.

1.) Johnny, you're done making those noises.

2.) Austin: It's prickly!

Justin: No it's prickish or prick-like.

Austin: Not it's not!

Justin: You're entailing he was stabbed with pricks from a bush. You're done.

3.) Justin: Way to leave me hanging you ass!

Zach: You're done.

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You're fired

What is Joe Biden going to tell Donald Trump after the inauguration.

Joe Biden to Donald Trump after the inauguration: "You're fired."

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You're learning!

used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up

Teacher: Joseph what is 2+43.
Joseph: Is it 69.
Class: YOU'RE LEARNING!!!

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You're Beautiful

the best korean drama in the world.
starring hwang tae kyung, this gay-looking (but still hawt) guy with eyeliner; kang shin woo, a gentle beautiful boy who never loses his calm and is always standing there quietly as he gets rejected over and over; and jeremy, a spunky boy who is the only asian who looks good with blond hair.

and of course go mi nam, this ugly girl who's pretending to be a boy whom everyone falls in love with, although she doesn't deserve tae kyung, shin woo, or jeremy.

soo many people are obsessed. on ebay, they sell items from the drama for A LOT of money, and there are over 200 youtube videos of all the songs they sing in there (which, by the way, are VERY catchy)

tense relationships, frustrating misconceptions, and unquenchable romance, this drama is perfect for everyone.

it's the drama that's rocking the world.

have you watched you're beautiful?
yeah! it's so addicting! i watch about 2 hours a day.
there are none like it; after i've watched this, no other drama seems as good.
mhmm i'm watching it for the 3rd time now.

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you're slack

st george girls (2003) that stretch out the phonetics of this common phrase and sound more like ambulance sirens than normal humans like most people

that person was a fat ass

you're slaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkk

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You're OPEN!

In 10 pin bowling, if you hit all the pins on the first ball, it's called a strike, if you hit all the pins on the second ball, it's called a spare, but if you leave some pins up, then you're open.

When you try to strike someone with a diss, and you totally miss your target, then you are also, open.

Person 1: Your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
Person 2: My mother died of a heart attack last night.
Person 3: You're OPEN!

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