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Noah

Noah is the most incredible, perfect human being to ever exist. Noah is so thoughtful. Noah is extraordinarily smart, it'll blow your mind. Noah is so beautiful, he has the most gorgeous ocean blue eyes that sometimes look green for no good reason (possibly because he doesn't change his contacts enough). Noah has the best smile that lights up his entire face and makes you just wanna grab him and give him the deepest longest kiss. Noah is so sweet- he truly is such a kindhearted soul. If you ever get lucky enough to know Noah, consider yourself blessed.

Lima fell instantly in love when she saw Noah for the first time- it was love at first sight!

by ~LiMa~ December 2, 2021


Noah

a dumbass boomer wannabe that uses too much punctuation when he texts

Noah: Gosh, no need to get bent out of shape
Everyone else: shut up boomer

by the quirkiest October 19, 2019


Noah

Noah is one of the most fun people you will ever meet. He has amazing humor and makes you feel very loved and special. He will come off cocky to the people he isn’t close with but when you get to know him it will be awesome. He’s super cute and has an adorable smile. He most likely is very athletic and kind of dumb. He doesn’t always know what to say but if your his girlfriend he shows you love and affection. He definitely loves his friends and has a great bond with them.

girl 1: did you hear that Noah won the contest

girl 2: yeah he’s obviously super athletic

by i don’t sleep August 5, 2019


Noah

A white boy who often says nigger, especially on multiple occasions.

Dude we need to stop him he’s being such a Noah.

by burtmack October 15, 2021


Noah

noah is your daddy and will touch you

Noah is gonna eat u tonight.

by Taki master November 16, 2021


Noah

Noah is a unit who will destroy caden the waterbender with Noahs elictrictybending abilitys.

Oh gawd the fight between Noah and caden Noah will win.

by Taki master June 4, 2021


Noah

A Noah is normally the smartest person you'll probably ever know. He usually loves memes, games, shows, and history. He is normally brutally honest and can be upset easily if you make a shitty move, but is very forgiving. He attracts most girls who aren't assholes with his jokes, But most people look ag him as an outcast just like him and his friends. A Noah is usually a great leader who can overcome anything. He and his outcast friends will probably save your ass someday and it might be very unexpected. Noah and most of his friends are pretty chill and funny, looked at as outcast by the "popular" assholes, and can kick ass. He normally will have a righthand man who is his best friend who is very loyal, can kick ass, and acts quiet when alone. Most of his friends like memes, and video games. Noah means "Rest" in hebrew, Most Noah's rest all the time during their spare time. Most Noah's learn things very fast through books, memes, shows, movies and comics. They normally hate Normies and hate people who are full of themselves, Although some of his friends are full of themselves. Noah's are usually destined as leaders or will have very nice jobs. Noah's normally end up living a bizarre life, same with most of his friends.

"Cool" Kid 1: Fuck it's a stupid Noah! Noah is too smart for me! So you guys better act like dicks to him or I'll stop being your friend.
"Cool" Kid 2: SIR, YES, SIR!
Noah*To Cool kids*: Fuck off , fortnite boi.
"Cool" kid 2: Jeez what did I do too you!
Noah: Well, You tried to steal my wallet asshole. So why wouldn't I say that?

Memer Girl: Hey, it's Noah! He's sooooooo funny! I wanna date him!
Normie Girl: Ewww Noah is a nerdy dick, Why would you like him!?!?!
Memer girl: stfu vsco asshole.

Kid: Why are you so loyal to Noah.
Noah's friend: Cause why not?

by adherence1000 December 30, 2020