nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

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thermo nuclear bomb

bomb
i die

hi jimmy look it is a thermo nuclear bomb

ok Johhny guess ill FUCKING die

Nuclear Nut November

A counter movement to No Nut November, Nuclear Nut November is when somebody cums 3 times a day.

I heard Jake is attempting Nuclear Nut November.

Nuclear F Bomb

A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.

We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.

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Nuclear Power Bottom

The penultimate power bottom: hold on to your hats and seek the nearest fallout shelter.

After having anal intercourse for twelve hours, taking twenty two loads, and gone through three family-sized bottles of personal lubricant Richard was labeled a dirty-cumhungry-sloppy-gapingholed-depository. He replied grinning, "I take umbrage at that statement, I prefer 'Nuclear Power Bottom!'"

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nuclear weapon

This is a weapon of mass discrution , capeable of kill millions of people its is also George W bush favorite weapon and can of often be seein odering some one to fire it into some unexpection middle easten country and then blaming it on suddam hussain or osamer bin lardin

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nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.

Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!