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When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.
After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.
When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!
Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!