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October 18th is National slap a hoe day ;) go out and slap all them hoes
Dude 1: Bro it’s Karen
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: It’s fucking October 18th, slap a hoe day
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The day boys have to give their crush a hoodie. Can’t say no..
John- Dude it’s October 28, you gotta give it to her
Max- Ok
*gives his sweatshirt*
Maddie- heart fills with excitement
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October 17th is national give your girl a hoodie day
October 17th give your girl a hoodie day
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October 16 is “National Make Up A National Holiday for Urban Dictionary for Attention and Fame Day”
“it’s October 16 today, I guess I’ll make some stuff up so I can finally have friends”
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Garrett: why tf are you hugging me?
Me: it’s okay! it’s october 27!
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The perfect day to give a huge hug your girlfriend/crush
Caroline: omg October 18 was the first time he hugged me and it was the biggest hug ever!
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October 7th is the date when truly epic people are born. Vladimir Putin, Simon Cowell. If you're not born on October 7th chances are you're not as epic.
October 7th is the birthday of epic people.
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