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its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien
You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.
Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”
Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.
"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"
You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!