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Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li
-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi
When somebody's addicted to the sugary soda known as Pepsi
Shaun is drinking a lot of Pepsi today. He sure is a Pepsi-Slut.
A type of coitus, often preformed by lesbians, is preformed when a can of Pepsi Cola is inserted into the vagina. The can must be open. The initiator will continue thrusting the can in and out until all of the Pepsi is in the vagina. The person with the cola in their vagina then does a series of 5 cartwheels, with the cola dripping out. The Pepsi will then be everywhere, and the initiator will lick the Pepsi off the floor. The Slutty Pepsi is often described as being very sexual and people involved will often have extreme orgasms, sometimes lasting hours.
Lillian: My lesbian partner, Julie, and I preformed the Slutty Pepsi last night. We both had extreme and long lasting orgasms.
Jared: Ah, how interesting. I’d love to try it with my little pumpkin. She’s very good at gymnastics.
A woman uses the toilet to make a number two and doesn't wipe well. Following this she commands you to perform analingus on her. If you adequately tongue her rear entry she allows you to masturbate in the corner of the bathroom while she ridicules the size of your penis.
So named because; like a warm Pepsi nobody really wants one, but if it all that is being offered you will probably take it.
I couldn't even get a hand job from that girl last night, all she was serving up was a warm Pepsi.
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Possibly the worst diet pop ever created. A drink so disgusting even when it's the last thing in your fridge (only God knows how it got there) and you've been starving for a month you should just throw it out. Even though diet Coke really does taste bad, I would have it over this piss in a can any day. If you're going diet just get Mtn Dew.
Jim:Hey Tom what do you have to drink at your place?
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!
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Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.
Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.
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A pepsi challenge is when a girl bends over in the doggie style position while you sit behind her so she cant see you. You then finger her with your index finger in the vagina and your pinky finger(or ring finger)in the butt-hole. After doing this for a minute or two, you take your fingers out and she must smell them to guess which finger was in which hole.
She passed my pepsi challenge, she knew my pinky was in her butt-hole.
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