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Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.
-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."
Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.
"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."
The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.
Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.
Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.
Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.
Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!
When a man is giving oral and the women is giving a hand job. It is a U of pleasure.
"Hey hunny I wanna pleasure U"
This new field studies the pleasures human beings feel and searches for ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
We live to feel pleasure. There are different types of pleasure. Some are intense than others. Some last longer. Some are easier to come by. Pleasure Science studies pleasure to find ways to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
Pleasure science studies the pleasures individuals feel and searches for ways they can feel more pleasure, longer, and more often.
The fundamental purpose of life is to feel pleasure. Some pleasures are more intense, some last longer, some are easier to feel. Pleasure Science searches for ways for humans to feel more pleasure, more often, and for longer periods of time.
Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...
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