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When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.
- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!
When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
The guy from fortnite- I MEAN the guy from nintendo
Broken heart- I mean broken toilet call the red plumber
A really large persons plumber's crack.
OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.
A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"
See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.
So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed