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Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.
Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!
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He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"
Commonly abbreviated as the WSOP, a series of Poker tournaments held each spring at Binion's Horsehoe Casino in Las Vegas, NV. Invented by Benny Binion as a way for the top players in the world to pit their skills against each other.
Events include, but aren't limited to- 7 Card Stud, Five Card Lowball, Omaha Hi-Lo, etc. The WSOP culminates with the Championship Event - a $10,000 buy-in Texas Hold-Em' tournament that lasts a week. Anybody who has $10,000 for an entry fee can enter. Event attracts everybody who is anybody in the Poker world.
Last year's tournament had a record 839 players and first place got $2.5 million.
Chris Moneymaker won the 2003 World Series of Poker.
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The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.
I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.
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A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.
Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:
ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?
chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.
Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!
A person who likes poking, super-poking other people on Facebook.
1. 'Didya know he pokes all of his classmates every effin day?'
'I know rite? Such a Poker Face!'
2. 'Jeez I hate poker faces.They are flooding my notifications'
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Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.
"I am so poker at football."
"Dude, you're poker at life."
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