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A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?
A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)
similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"
The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank
Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit
"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."
"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."
when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot
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