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Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.
I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.
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(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."
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Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.
One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?
Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people
Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...
Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial
Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
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Some lame stuff made up by Grindr for people who wanna cuddle and suck maybe but not have sex
This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls
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A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.
"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"
"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"
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A car that meets requirements for driving in the HOV lane.
When my wife and I drive together the car is HOV Positive.
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It started as way of accepting people who are disabled and/or cant controll a part of there body, but has been taken over by a bunch of tik tok fattys as a "movement" to justify obesity. Usually women over 200kg
My step sister is fat and used "body positivity" to cheer herself up
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