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An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"
Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.
You; Go wash your fucking possum!
Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again
You; Wash your possum
Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*
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"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"
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Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.
Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.
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a very mischievous and devilish grin. Usually after you have done something illegal or very immoral.
Johnny looked like a possum eating briers after he came back from his girlfriend's house
A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.
Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"
Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."
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Term used to describe a well worn vagina.
I went to Jenny’s last night, and while I was having my rusty sheriffs badge tongue punched, I went down for the growl on her mut, but it looked like I was about to wrestle an inside out possum.
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When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)
"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."
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