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When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
a pressure-valve president is a president that acts as a 'pressure release valve' for government lobby groups to deter pent up resentment of voting citizens towards the direction a country is or has been moving.
Trump supporters are now content enough to allow the powers that be to continue with corruption, just enough pressure has been released from the voting class that any current or future uprisings are quelled, all thanks to PV President Trump.
President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
The person who represents Spain or Niall Horan. Niall Horan speaks spanish so well that he is the president of Spain. He once said: "Yo soy español, español, español"
X: Who is being defined for president of Spain?
Y: ObViOuSlY Niall Horan, duh.
The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK
The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK
You’ve heard of mayors, but the city president is a locally appointed official of a city, town, or village. Holding no official rank, individuals can hold an election to independently determine a friend as City President if they so choose. This is especially effective is said city is so small it doesn't belong on any meaningful map, hence making said person the most significant or, in some cases, only resident.
Stella is the City President of Chatham, Illinois.
The act of dressing your romantic partner in formal attire and proceeding to smack the living shit out of them until they give you a piece of information or something you desire.
Joe: Hey, where’d you get that black eye?
Jim: My girl pulled a Dirty President on me to get me to unlock my phone.