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A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.
What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
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when someone steps in a puddle unknowingly causing either their shoe to get soaked or their pants. Or even both.
Emma: So then I- *steps in puddle* DAMN!
Liz: Haha! Puddle snipe!
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A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.
Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.
Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!
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A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.
After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.
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When one has a patch of sweat between the scrotum and ass crack.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.
I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.
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A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.
2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule
"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"
"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"
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having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.
I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.
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