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1. Tells a group or team to take your fucking L and your ass
2. Smacked y’all shity ahh
We smacked Jacksonville 35-0 and put a k on it for sure JacksonvilleK
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A phrase used in 100% confidence when talking in a conversation about a topic. Or just when youre confident in anything at all when in an argument or something of that sort. Meaning that you can make a quick bet on the topic or situation for an easy 5 dollars that you know youre right 100%.
Friend #1: The Bulls have won 6 NBA championships!
Friend #2: What are you talking about no they didnt!
Friend #1: Put 5 on it!
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When she said no one uses one pen, he said "Put a G on it," confident that he would make some money.
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A family, touristy destination during the day and a wild and crazy bar scene at night. Kinda like a college town after all the parents drop off and leave.
12:00 Noon arrive at Put-in-Bay: See the families gather at the fountain.
1:00 PM: Take in the shops and attractions along with families and their children.
3:00 PM: Have a bite to eat and sip a drink.
6:00 PM: Walk the piers and see the the boats and their scantily clad boat whores drunk dance and blast their music.
9:00 PM: Set up at some live band bar and watch the crazies come and go.
9:01 PM: Buy beads and put them around your neck and look like the biggest pervert for 15 feet.
9:09 PM: Look at that cop shining his flashlight on that chicks tits.
9:30 PM: $30 buckets of beer no problem.
9:45 PM: Look at them girls kissing. Yum.
10:30 PM: Fuckin a bubba that band kicked ASS! I'm fucking deaf.
11:00 PM: Drink like a fool with a group of girls half your age. Ask to see their tits.
11:05 PM: Double stream piss thinking about the brunette.
11:30 PM: Head to boat home and watch the drunk crazies.
12:42 AM: Whack off
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The politically-correct term for killing an animal due to either incurable disease, harmful behavior that can't be corrected, or unlikely chance of survival. Usually pertains to pets.
Don't send that cat to that animal shelter, that'll end up being put to sleep, there's a no-kill shelter west of here.
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Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.
Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.
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1) Make a big deal out of something that's small. Like the older saying "make a mountain out of a molehill.
2) Exaggerate, embellish and/or overstate to the point of being dishonest or ridiculous.
3) Cast a situation in a dramatic, histrionic and/or theatrical light when recounting his/her version of events.
4) Taking (as in taking offense perhaps) something personally or out of context for the purposes of casting ones own role in the matter as that of a victim.
5) aka "Over-Kill"
Him: "I heard you got busted for a 211 and did some hard time upstate."
Her: "Nah it was a misdemeanor possession and theft, why they always gotta put dubs on it?"
Or
"My mom blows it way out of proportion. Last holiday, I had a few drinks, so what? But the way she tells it, I was messy before noon and straight up belligerent by dinner time. She always be puttin dubs on everything."
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