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A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
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Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.
It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.
boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah
(At the house they begin to have sex)
Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!
(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)
Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen
(Later that nght)
Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!
All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer
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A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!
(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
~~sex~~
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
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When one puts a dip in their mouth that stretches from ear to ear.
Eric's woman was out of sight, so he put in a rodeo.
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When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.
Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.
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When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.
Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!
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when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.
she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.
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