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When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
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Shoving the cardboard roll from toilet paper with a mouse or other small animal in it, up your anus allowing the animal to crawl around in your anus.
Dude! I gave my self a Russian Squeaker yesterday, and it felt great!
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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.
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A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.
Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
Must of been a Russian Handlebar
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Long form for russian.
Sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and slides it up and down until ejaculation. The woman helps by pushing her breasts together to form a channel.
The best way to have russian sex is with a girl that has huge, natural boobs.
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A person who argues passionately for extreme views, usually without credible sources and often with legitimately fake news. They have no intention to seek truth or represent reality. Their intention is often to pit people against each other, induce fear, and disrupt order, but can also be rooted in the need to be correct despite credible and concrete evidence otherwise. The term is widely acceptable for actual Russian trolls on social media platforms but can also apply to people who don't know or care about how to find credible information sources and /or how to have a civil discussion about opposing views. In an argument they often push a great deal of misinformation, cannot provide sources, are often sensational, and make no effort to listen or understand other's points of views.
I really like hanging out with Karen but when she gets to talking about some subjects she is like a Russian troll; aggressively pushing her point of view with wrong information and no attempt to understand or even listen to others.
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When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.
Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.