Oii they had a bitching session bout u
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The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
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When a college course only lasts for 2 months.
Me: "wow I started this course in January,it's May and i'm done already "
Professor: "that's because this is a mini session class "
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When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.
Unlike a quicky session sex is not.
#sessionsex
Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.
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When u listen to music and dance to it with more then 1 person
we had a jam session las nite
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a gangbang of sexual intercourse with 4 or more guys on one girl.
That bitch is sick she had a jam session with 6 guys
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When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General
Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.
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