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A name for a long male sexual organ
My shlong is hurting from yesterday
Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle
You have a nice Shlong
It’s The Perfect Size Cock, It’s Thick And About 6.5-7 Inches. It’s Smaller Then A Shalong But Taste Amazing, Just Like A Shalong. It Will Make You Shake And Fall Off The Bed And Squirt All Over. You Will Drip Cum Out Your Perfect Tight Gapped Hole And Shlong And Be Liquified Perfect
Daddy Says Young Son; Can I Taste And Feel Your Shlong.
Young Son Says; AHYA Daddy I Gonna Jackhammer Your Booty Hole Like I Banging The Concrete And Face Fuck Overflow Your Mouth And Make You Moan All Night And Making You Shake And Looking Like Frosty The Snow Man Filled Up.
Daddy Says To Young Son; FUCK YES PAPI DO IT FROM THE SUNRISE TO THE NEXT SUN RISE DIG AND PLOW ALL AROUND SEXY YOUNG SON PAPI.
Young Son Say; Ok Daddy Kong, And Bends Daddy Over All Around The House In Every Position And Overflows His Creamy Milk Shake In Daddy Cave And Makes Sure He Cannot Walk The Next Week makes Daddy Shake And Squirt And Eyes Go white Like BROLY From Dragon Ball Super Young Son Turns Daddy Into A Vanilla Frosty From Wendy's.
Daddy Says To Young Son; PAPI SON OHHHHH YAAAA HAEDER FASTER DIG IT IN ROUGHER SEXY PAPI FREAKY MONKEY EXPLODE IN THERE STOMACH DEEP FUCK ALL THAT CREAM IN AND FUCK IT OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AHHHYAAA OHHHH YAAAA FUCK PAPI SON AHHHYAAA Slow Down Papi son It’s to much AHYA
Young Son; Daddy you booty hole drippin ocean milk everywhere you licking it up after I am done Get your head back in the pillow I Ain’t Slowing down until I finish my exploding VANILLA creamsicle
Daddy says to young son; Yes My Sexy Amazing Papi monkey son get freaky wild unleash your inter most freak And Go BERSERKER
Young Son Says; If You Wish Daddy Freaky Love Toy.; Prepare For Impact!
A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women
my shlong is hard