class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.

The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.

Shock Effect

Used to apologize for accidentally saying the most inhumane, detrimental statement without thinking.

"Ah sorry about what I just said man, had the shock effect."

Shock box

The act of eating a women out while spreading your ass in the direction of the nearest doorway.

Charles: “yo I just shock boxed this bitch”
Grant: “yea, I know I walked in and saw your asshole”

Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery

"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"

copter shock

the action of using a flying assault vehicle while playing an online multiplayer game to devastate opposing players. This action isn't restricted to online multiplayer matches; a game's npcs can also copter shock during its campaign or extra missions. To rain down punishment from the sky.

I can't believe that jerk copter shock(ed) us to wiin the match!

state shock

A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time

Brian is state shocked he killed three people in rush hour traffic

Eucalyptic Shock

1. The act of consuming or touching Eucalyptus or Aloe-based products. This results in relapsing in to Eucalyptus shock.

1. Jessica exclaimed, "This has Aloe in it! I'll go in to Eucalyptic shock!"