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It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
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When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique
Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!
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Going down on a girl who is on her period
After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood
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you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?
You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?
Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.
You: *choking/gagging noises*
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Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.
Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel
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When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.
My wife loves to sack snorkel
My wife is a sack snorkeling queen
My wife sack snorkeled me last night.
When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.