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An excuse for grown men to play footsie’s
Did you see the soccer game last night
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The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?
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Its a sport any one can play it is called football every where else then were we live!⚽
Soccer a game
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America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.
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To play soccer means to smoke cannabis; it is the newest slang term for marijuana.
Yesterday night, me and my friends went out back and played soccer.
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A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.
Fan: did you see the game last night?
Cynical prick: I don't watch soccer, the players are all assholes that cry until they get a free kick.
Fan: *throws tantrum*
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A shit sport for faggots that have no skill and are dickheads
Cunt "l play soccer "
Normal guy " kill yourself you cunt "
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