space elevator

This is a type of turd. It is defined as a poo that touches the surface of the toilet water whilst still connected to the person pooing. This is analogous to the theoretical space elevator, which is a counterbalance in geostationary orbit that is anchored to a point on the Earth's surface by a long cable.

Roberto: "I just did two space elevators in one sitting"
Dom: "Niiice"

Space Core

Me

I'm space core

Outer Space

All of the space beyond the Earth's atmosphere.

They are going to go to outer space.

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Dead Space

A kick ass survival/horror game that takes place on an abandoned ship in space where you have to dismember the monsters, and the monsters learn how you attack and will set up traps to kill you. Fucking sweet.

Guy 1: What are you playing?

Guy 2: Dead Space.

Guy 1: Sweet.

(five minutes later)

Guy 1 and 2: HOLY FUCK!!!!!

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Space Cakes

Cookie/brownie crammed full of dope

Mrs Smith took some space cakes to her local church coffee morning and the whole congregation was as stoned as a rats arse

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Office Space

when a piece of technology keeps breaking down and it's old and you want to take it outback and smash it to pieces. For those who don't know, Office Space is a movie from 1999.

I want to take this old TV and go Office Space on it!

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space bridge

(noun). The act of putting one person's backside against another person's backside, to the point where there is connection from anus to anus. The participants then pass gas from one anus to another, effectively creating a bridge between their two bodies.

The practice began in the gay community in the late 1990s before branching out to the mainstream, and has slowly gained popularity among college students.

Positioning for this act is very finicky, and requires both partners to be flexible in their movements. One side of the bridge must lay on their side, one leg flat on the ground, with the other leg raised, while the other partner straddles the leg that is on the ground, arching their back to press their buttocks against their partner's own.

1. I heard Jim and Shameeka totally made a Space Bridge the other night when they were drunk. At least they aren't space docking anymore. That isn't healthy.

2. Timmy's house exploded one evening when the seal from his parents Space Bridge broke, causing them to spontaneously combust.

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