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casebook stalking

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.

Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.

by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

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Gang-Stalking

An effect of current international police-states, where innocent individuals are abused by police and other military organizations. Essentially, these organizations create an imagined enemy out of ordinary innocent people so that espionage and authoritarian police tactics may be practiced by those belonging to these organizations. They are legitimated as "community policing," and individually, as whatever is convincing. For example, a Christian will be told that a person being harassed is anti-Christian, those seeing police as favorable will be told a person is a subversive or criminal, etc. so that it becomes justifiable that a person is harassed and abused by these organizations. Those taking part in these activities have been brain-washed from a young age to believe that if people do not practice these techniques, society will plunge into a dreadful anarchy. Their proof usually consists of people working for these organizations committing crimes to justify pervasive "policing." In reality, real crime is never stopped nor blatant. In fact, most members who commit crimes are at some point recruited into these policing groups covertly, even while still committing crimes.

The goal is simply to have society function as a military base. Those who are not involved in these groups are easily able to see the dangers and tragedy of such a society, whereas those involved, like the Nazis who took part in war-crimes, are not.

Current life of gang-stalking in North America.

by Justaguywithamindnotarmies July 15, 2012

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bebo stalking

When your boyfriends ex isnt over him and goes on your bebo page to see what you guys have been up too, Then reads all your comments to see what there about and reads yours friends pages incase there might be some top goss on those to.

Chris: Sabah txted me asking if we are trying for a baby
Vicky: ew has she been bebo stalking mine and jennas page again? What a manure sack of balls
Jenna: Fuckng aye!

by jonah takalau April 9, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pigeon-stalk

The act of looking in someone else's Pigeon-hole for the purpose of obtaining personal information about the individual.

It is a common
practice among college, university and high-school students. This practice is ususally exercised by students who are obsessed with comparing their academic achievements with classmates.

Some find it to be highly invasive. This offense is serious; it is an invasion of privacy and can be categorized as a violation of personal property-rights.

Clark: Hey dude.How did you score on the coursework?

Kent: I aced it. I got 96%.

Clark: That's sick dude! I wonder how I scored.

(out of nowhere, Tiffanie appears)

Tiffanie: You got a 14.

Clark:14 what?

Tiffanie: 14 percent.

AWKWARD SILENCE

(Tiffanie Exits)

Kent: How'd she know that?

Clark: Clearly she's a Pigeon-stalker.

by teffy91 August 24, 2011

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Eye Stalking

The act of stalking with ones eyes.

Person 1 - Are you still eye stalking that waiter?

Person 2 - Yep.

by Twin19 February 15, 2010

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tweet stalking

The act of following another twitter user, via twitter, in person. The process involves all stalking actions taken to be posted on twitter. The stalker also follows feedback from the twitter community in deciding their own next actions. Tweet Stalkers and those involved will @reply all tweets to the stalked's twitter name.

I am tweet stalking this cute girl while she is at work. Log on and help me out.

by RyanHuebner November 22, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Passive Stalking

When a guy gets himself into the "friend zone" with a girl puposefully, acting as her best friend until the opportunity arises to have sex with her when she is drunk, vulnerable, etc.

May be dangerous, can cause emotional damage, and requires much experience to use the dreaded friend zone to your advantage

"haha! Ryan totally got himself stuck in the friend zone!!"

"No dude he's just passive stalking"

by B.Mathers March 10, 2009

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