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When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.
Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.
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The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
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When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
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When some one takes a straw and sucks the shit out of another persons ass hole
man we were going weird she did a california straw twister
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When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
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Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.
"Holy Shit! That's the fabled Chinese four straw technique!"
-God
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the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking
shall i give you a brazilian bendy straw?
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