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Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.
We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.
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A sexual act where 2 men hit their penises together.
I was in the bathroom when someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to cross swords. He then started to swing his penis at me. That's not koo I said, so to defend myself, I swung my penis back at his. He took much pleasure in crossing swords.
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The little piece of AWESOME that Nintendo are bringing out for Wii next year. Most people hate its graphics, but I think they're pretty cool. I can't wait... ^_^
The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)
Zelda nerd 1: OMG!!! I can't wait for Skyward Sword!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My wife had the perfect sword holder for my cock.
( dedicated to Tiff)
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When a man finishes having sex with a women the women takes out a pocket knife or something of the sort and cuts the mans dick off and puts it on a mantle. These women consider this a sport and they are usually man haters or lesbians.
When I was done with this women she turned out to be a sword slayer and chopped my dick off and ran out of my apartment.
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Another phrase for masturbating
Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude
It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.
It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.
"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."