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Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.
When a guys chick friend calls and belly aches about bad boyfriends.
When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.
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A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.
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A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.
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A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.
Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.
Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!
Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
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When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.
(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.
(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.
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The kink of getting turned on by a tampon
“I have a tampon kink….”
“Ew, bro wtf”
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