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when a women's breasts start leaking milk.
once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.
When someone cries in another person's anus.
Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.
when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.
"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."
I don't have a chance with that God Tear
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When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
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a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text
person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
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Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views
Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears
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