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When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.
This happens when someone takes a shit not suitable for the anus resulting in cries of pain.
Tear shitter- last night i ripped myself a new asshole after taking the shit.
Noun:
drops of clear, sweet liquid which flow from a vagina when sexually aroused.
N.B. not to be confused with the alternative, "Pussy Tears (Rips)"
e.g. 1
He caressed and stroked her gently, on her way to orgasm, crying pussy tears.
e.g.2
"Mate, she was well wet, you should have seen the pussy tears"
when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.
"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."
I don't have a chance with that God Tear
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When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
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a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text
person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
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