Tennessee washup is a girl who is a mix of stupid and sleazy. Nobody likes her, and those who do are just as stupid as her. She doesnt have to be from Tennessee to merit this name.
Girls who are Tennessee Washups are usually really thin and think the world revolves around them and usually do stupid things or make ignorant claims to make themselves look funny, smart, or cute when all it gets her is negative attention like grimaces and cringes.
Girl 1: Oh god, did you see Madi yesterday?
Girl 2: Totally, she is such a Tennessee Washup.
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When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someoneβs ass.
Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since thatβs all she had in the goddamn fridge.
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Tennessee Catwalkin' is when a guy is hooking up with a girl and she doesn't match or exceed the degree of pleasure that he is providing her.
Guy munches box, girl gives nothing in return which means that the guy went on a Tennessee Catwalk, or Tennessee Catwalkin'
Not as extreme example, guy munches box and only gets a handjob in return.
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When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
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Putting saran wrap over ones face and then having someone take a diarrhea on your face.
My girl was sick so I said let's get out the saran wrap and have ourselves a Tennessee mudslide?
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Downing a bottle of Tennessee bourbon in one go, throwing up the excess into a bag and using an enema to butt chug the liquor/puke cocktail thus having the two liquids meet in the middle.
Very common with the juggalo and rainbow families, respectively.
Tim wanted to show the juggalo fam how wicked down with the clown he was at the gathering so he gave himself a Tennessee handshake in the middle of the crowd, everyone was very impressed!
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A belligerent and idiotic Tennessee Volunteer football fan usually seen wearing flourescent orange clothing spouting off at the mouth about how great their team is and how Peyton Manning invented the game of football.
Hey did you see that drunk Tennessee Vile and his tramp stumbling down the street towards the stadium ranting on about how his team is "#1" even though they're not even ranked in the top 25?
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