When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent
You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him
Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.
Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.
Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.
A way of saying two people (usually of the same sex) had sex but it has to be kept secret
Person 1: Julius Caesar and Vercingetorix share a tent
Person 2: yeah the one in their shorts
A large erection that is visible through your jeans
I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent
Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.
Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.
Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.
Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!
To get an erection.
Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)