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The act of slowing pulling one's car forward into the pedestrian crosswalk while parked at a red light, for the purpose of preempting a green light.
The driver in the Civic became so impatient with the long red light, he began crosswalk creeping to trigger the green light and ended up bumping Jason who was crossing the street to go to lunch.
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Similar to the wikiloop. Creep-loop is associated with Facebook, and as you may have guessed, facebook creeping. This is when you see an interesting profile picture under someones friends list and you open several tabs or pages of people's profiles.
Jeremy is a true facebook creep because he got into a creep-loop that made his computer freeze up.
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The act of brushing one's anus with someone else's toothbrush then putting the toothbrush back where it was.
My roommate wouldn't quit hitting on my girlfriend so I gave his toothbrush the ol' cavity creep.
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1. Start looking at people strangely
2. Spending all your time on the computer
3. Start sending strange emails/texts
4. Greeting people with "Hello Children"
5. Start giving others fake links/sites with creepy guys rapping
6. Start posting scary pop up videos
7. Start jumping out from behind objects
8. Start logging on with fake, anonymous names
9. Trolling on others' accounts
10. Yay! You have become a creep!
That guy is a real creep! He just completed the steps of creep!
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Generally conducted somewhere where many people are condensed into one area. E.g. Office, Malls, Food Courts.
When someone, usually a Male, gets up from a seated position and slowly stares at the people surrounding him, then proceeds to walk slowly through the group of people, creepily staring at each as he passes, then retreats to a secluded area to be creepy solo.
Creep walking is extremely effective if done whilst wearing headphones.
Person 1: Man, did you see that weirdo creep walk through the office just then? He got up and stared at me for like 20 seconds, then it took him like 2 minutes to walk from his desk to meeting room and he was creepily staring at everyone on the way!
Someone who is slightly creepy but you know won't actually do anything to be concerned about.
"I would transfer to your school 30 miles away so I could be close to you."
"You're a such a lightweight creep.."
The sidebar located next to the News Feed on Facebook. It shows you every like, comment, or ass being wiped by your friends. It's a great tool for starting problems in relationships, stalking, or other recreational uses.
Comments on changed relationship status:
Best friend - "Why did you and John break up?"
Girl - "He liked some hoe's pic"
Best friend - "That was like 10 minutes ago?"
Girl - "Saw it on the creep feed, smh"