Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.
Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.
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Northern Territory Australia - is an Australian territory in the central & central northern regions of Australia. The Northern Territory shares its borders with Western Australia to the west , South Australia to the south , & Queensland to the east To the north, the territory looks out to the Timor Sea, the Arafura Sea & the Gulf of Carpentaria, including Western New Guinea & other islands of the Indonesian archipelago
( chain of islands for you dum dums),
The capital city is Darwin.
Yulara is a town in the southern region of the Northern Territory, Australia. Uluru / Ayers Rock is near here & Alice springs the 3rd-largest town in the Northern Territory of Australia. . Uluru is one of Australia's most recognisable natural landmarks & has been a popular destination for tourists since the late 1930s. It is also one of the most important indigenous sites in Australia ( native aborigines get mad if you try to hike / climb it )
The Northern Territory is the most sparsely populated state or territory in Australia.
Popular foods here are
barramundi
Quandong
Kakadu Plum
Crocodile meat
Asian food such as pho & Laksa
Meat pies
Unrelated to Australia , there is a northwestern territories
In Canada as well .
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Northern Territory Australia ,
Sports
Australian rules football is the NT's most popular sport, particularly with Indigenous Australian communities in Darwin, Alice Springs the Tiwi Islands. Indigenous All-Stars team as well as Flying Boomerangs are the underage Indigenous Australian Australian rules football team for men , the underage women's team is known as the Woomeras . Baseball , basketball and field hockey are also popular here
Hockey was 1st played in the Northern Territory in Darwin in 1940s
NT Stingers & NT Pearls compete in the Australian Hockey League.
Basketball Northern Territory (BNT)
In 2022, the Darwin Salties debut in the Queensland-based NBL1 North competition, making the NBL1 the first Australian sport league to have clubs based in & playing out of every state & territory in Australia
the south of the Territory, Australia's biggest Off-Road Race, the Finke Desert Race is held over a long circuit which takes in the settlement of Aputula on the Finke River. The event is based out of Alice Springs Inland Dragway.
Netball
Territory Storm, aka Northern Territory Storm or NT Storm, is an Australian netball team that represented Netball Northern Territory in the Australian Netball League.
Norfolk Island Australia - is part of Australia lesser known
External Territories which are smaller islands surrounding
Australia. Norfolk island is located in the Pacific Ocean between New Zealand & New Caledonia , east of Australia's Evans Head & Lord Howe Island ,
Together with the neighbouring Phillip Island & Nepean Island, the 3 islands collectively form the Territory of Norfolk Island.
It's capital is Kingston
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Norfolk Island Australia
Norfolk Island is the main island in a group comprising the Australian external territory of Norfolk Island, situated in the Pacific Ocean between Australia and New Zealand approximately 692 km (430 mi) south of New Caledonia.
Norfolk Island, a tiny Australian island in the South Pacific Ocean, is defined by pine trees and jagged cliffs. Sandy beaches include Emily Bay, with reef-protected waters
The Fox News of Australia, fuelling right-wing propaganda and of course owned by the Murdoch mafia.
Sky News Australia is basically Fox News 2.0.
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When you encounter a situation you initially thought to be pleasant and easy to go through, but once you go through it, you realise it was actually much more difficult than your original assumption.
- Damn, I wen't to a BJJ class last night and it was tough as hell.
- Told you bro, this shit ain't Australia.
- I sold my passion project to my company for more money and now I realise that I feel pretty dead inside.
- Yeah, this shit ain't Australia.
A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.
"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."
Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.
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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?
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